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Damn You, Autocorrect!: Awesomely Embarrassing Text Messages You Didn’t Mean to Send

Sh#@ Your Phone Says

“Damn You, Autocorrect!”

If you own an iPhone, BlackBerry, Droid, or any smartphone, there’s a good chance you’ve screamed that phrase out at least once. In Damn You, Autocorrect!, pop-culture blogger Jillian Madison shows you are not alone.

Filled with submissions from readers of her popular website, this laugh-out-loud funny book features cringe-worthy exchanges with parents, friends, significant others, and co-workers that contain some of the most unintentionally hilarious–and mortifying–mistakes ever caused by Autocorrect. Inside, you’ll find a husband who tells his wife that he just “laid” (paid) the babysitter, a dad who tells his daughter that he and her mom are going to “divorce” (Disney), and many more epic texting fails too raunchy to list here.

Whether you love technology, texting humor, or taking just a little bit of pleasure in the misfortune of others, Damn You, Autocorrect! will leave you laughing until you cry, and thankful that nothing this embarrassing has happened to you. Yet.


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“Autocorrect” fixes our mistakes and spelling, and makes our texts look perfect, when it works! However, anyone who has ever owned a cell phone, especially one with a touch screen where you can’t feel any buttons as you type, would know that this isn’t always the case. Whether it involves accidentally flirting with someone, swearing at them, or horrifying them with bad news that never happened, there are many stories that go around detailing the hilarity that follows an “autocorrect” mishap. Included in this book are some of the best recently posted around the Internet. Enjoy them! Have a laugh, or many, and share them with your friends and family. Note that many of them may not be suitable for minors!

This book contains over 100 of the best autocorrect stories you can find on the Internet, formatted as text to work on a wide variety of eReaders for easier reading!


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You like texting humor, or taking just a little bit of pleasure in the misfortune of others? This book brings together the best of Autocorrect fails. It is the full of funny and painfully embarrasing autocorrect fails. This book will leave you laughing until the end!


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Smart phones can make us look really dumb!

Get this e-book and laugh your #@% off at what happens when you don’t double-check before you hit send!

Please Note: Some profanity, not for children!


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This is simply the funniest book on autocorrects gone totally wrong! Try not to ball your eyes out. This book was brought to you by the one and only – THE CLOWN FACTORY.


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